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humor January 1, 2014 3 min read

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I had just poured myself a cup of coffee. My first and only cup of coffee.

Genre: Humor

By: Athul DeMarco

For people who laugh at things they probably shouldn't.

I had just poured myself a cup of coffee. My first and only cup of coffee. Sitting in front of my laptop, reading the story that I am currently working on. Trying to figure out which is the best way forward. When the following hilarity ensued. 

Sunday, 12 January 2014:

Addie Conole - 09:54

Hello :-)??

Athul DeMarco - 09:54

hello

I am sorry but I am not sure who this is

Addie Conole - 09:54

Im bored and wanted to meet new people… 22/female here…u ?

Athul DeMarco - 09:55

29 male… And for some odd reason I am getting a deja vu that this is the year 2000

Addie Conole - 09:55

I’m feeling a little naughty wanna have some fun ? :)

Athul DeMarco - 09:56

when you say naughty what exactly do you mean?

Addie Conole - 09:56

here’s a picture lol www.i.imgur.com/s8hzOu8.jpg you like? hehe =)

Athul DeMarco - 09:57

Clearly you are flexible, ginger and have long legs. Which are always admirable qualities I presume

Addie Conole - 09:57

Haha, you want some more??

Athul DeMarco - 09:58

I would love to. Had this actually been the year 2000. Unfortunately I am engaged. With a woman. So you know, don’t want to get into trouble with the missus

Though just curious as to how you got my mail id

Addie Conole - 09:58

than do it babes i want to c u! u were makin me wet

Athul DeMarco - 09:59

By doing what exactly?

Addie Conole - 09:59

www.i.imgur.com/rCBOQBe.jpg my turn.. wow. I’m soooo turned on right now!!

Athul DeMarco - 09:59

Ohh-kay then…

Addie Conole - 09:59

Mmm…is the game getting “harder”? =)

Athul DeMarco - 10:00

Think the phrase is actually “the game is on”

Addie Conole - 10:00

www.i.imgur.com/9AzzivE.jpg i want your cock baby really bad would you give it to me??

Athul DeMarco - 10:01

Sorry but it currently out on a lease for the duration of this lifetime to somebody else. And I am extremely sure that trespassing is dealt with severely.

Did you know that I have written a book

Addie Conole - 10:01

www.i.imgur.com/NdtkrzT.jpg ok last one lol, you’d love to fuck me wouldnt you ;)

Athul DeMarco - 10:01

Like an actual book book

Addie Conole - 10:02

Baby we really need to go on cam i cant wait anymore

Athul DeMarco - 10:02

Sure… had this been an alternate reality, a parallel universe

Addie Conole - 10:02

Here i just invited you www.letsplayoncamz.com?freeInvite=g2srt8 try accepting that babe

Athul DeMarco - 10:03

Its like you are not reading anything I am writing.

Addie Conole - 10:03

Its supposed to be the best app for this kind of thing, hurry up and accept!!!

Athul DeMarco - 10:03

But thanks for sharing. I am now extremely confused if I should finish having my coffee or call up the missus and describe what is happening

Addie Conole - 10:04

Its worth the annoying signup babe, wait until you see what we can do once you’re in

Athul DeMarco - 10:05

I am sure it is the best app. And you sure are convincing. And this is turning to be really hilarious. But how about I go now, finish having my coffee

Bye now.

Addie Conole - 10:05

Its free to join.. i promise.. but it will ask for a card i think.. im gonna get naughty and i cant have kids watching..

Athul DeMarco - 10:06

Yes. Clearly. Because the kids of today know about free porn sites. This is NOT 2000. Desibaba is no more. Oh! You are making nostalgic now.

Addie Conole - 10:06

ofcourse babe,

Athul DeMarco - 10:06

I am lost. For words. And I can’t seem to find my lighter.

I don’t suppose you have a light on you.

Addie Conole - 10:07

Ok babe.. talk to you in there.. gonna charge my phone.. mwa! xoxo

Athul DeMarco - 10:07

Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! That was a joke. Because you know. You are nekkid.