Definite indicative signs that I am a prick and I am progressing to the becoming a prick of a higher dimension. One of my friends was generally talking to me about something he did and he felt good about and being the dick I am, acted a proper prick. Btw does that rhyme or is it just me losing it?
Nice Guy: i shaved my body hair and it looks pretty Me: WHAT??? WHY???? you are not tryin to change into pricess leia are you? Nice Guy: cuz i was getting sickk of that long busy body hair and gals here dont like that here.. and it so happens i have a pretty decent body Me: OOOOOOOOO…KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK dude Nice Guy: no sagging boobs and paunchy abs.. my chest is pretty decent and i like it :) Me: and you really think I wanted to know that cos your meatloafy chest used to run infront of me eyes a la baywatch??? o.O am sure you like it… you metrosexual asshole hehehehe dude Nice Guy: well just letting u know thats all me: hehehehehe this is going to be so much fun isn it Nice Guy: in case u were dreaming abt it what? what is ? me: you and the other girls exchanging tips and tricks on whaich wax and shit to use? but how did you shave/wax/i donno wat to your body hair? Nice Guy: now thats not gonna happen… i dint wax it dude and guys here do it all the time i just used an electric razor… as simple as that… me: am sure they do it all the itme… and there is a reason why the gay marriages are legal down there? Nice Guy: cough cough elcome to cross culture learning… me: and now you are goin to write a book on the 8 simple rules on how to keep your body hair less? Nice Guy: why not… maybe i can add a few lessons from u on how to be a prick me: dude don fuckin talk abt cross culture learnin to me i was learning cultures when you still poppin shit in your diapers hehehehe now you are talking but seriously why? Nice Guy: yea and that was the culture u were learning… aka my ass me: something must have triggered this shit i mean being impulsive is my kinda thing… you think too much… then what happened? am sure am missing something here Nice Guy: i told u.. i was sick of it.. i have been wanting to do it all the time.. i find shy to take my shirt of after games because i ahve too much hair and shit… now i am cool… im not ashamed of my body im not fat or ugly and i can walk shirt less and wont look bad at all and im working on maintaining a good body also… so hopefully it comes out well… but trust me it is so cool me: right now all i feel like singing is you are beautiful no matter what they say am sure it is Nice Guy: dude… u dont have to be gay to shave body hair man… wake up and try to walk with the world me: dude Nice Guy: its hygeine too me: and you don have to shave your hair to be comfortable in your skin hahaha Nice Guy: well its relative me: hygiene? aren you talkin to the wrong person? wats relative? Nice Guy: i dint like my body hair man… kinda felt like think-am-smart-chuth that u dont have to comfortable shit that i said and i know the gals dont like body hair here me: so? Nice Guy: so i dont my gal to feel icky man… me: are you goin to be somebody who tries to please other people or try and get other people to please you? Nice Guy: oh pls … get over it will u me: dude wat you know it i know it the lord hath spoken the truth Nice Guy: i did i because i like it… we all do things because others will appreciate it… and i wanted to do it for myself too and thats the bottom line i just realised talking to u abt it was a mistake shuld ahve kept quiet me: hehehe Nice Guy: get back to ur work and i will to mine good nite me: jus trippi on you dude relax jeez from when did you start gettin so touchy am sorry i know i pushed it a bit Nice Guy: from the day i was crapping on my diapers cmon man wtf… me: lol Nice Guy: everything was cool except for that last line u madce that ticked me off anyway chuck it.. im gonna get back to watching hollow man 2… will catch ya later
I donno why I have to be a jerk just for fuck’s sake? And no that is not an open ended question. I know a million people have their own reasons as to why I act the way I do, ranging from my father, to all the girls I have been with, to why hiroshima and nagasaki were fucking nuked. Think, I know the answer. =) Thank you very much. And the Don has left the building.